Grief And Memorials Mugs

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

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'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

You are not forgotten!

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Sorry, wrong room."