Funeral Memorials Gifts

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'He loved that dog.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Monuments

'He was a great writer'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Life after death

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Life and Death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'