Funeral Memorials Gifts

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

Michael Jackson

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

'He was a great writer'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Halo Frisbee.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Pet Cemetery.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Life after death

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates