Funeral Remembrance Gifts

"Okay, you can take your blindfold off now."

"He was a very good boy."

He looks so natural lying there...

Michael Jackson

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'He was a great writer'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Halo Frisbee.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Veterans Day '20

Life after death

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates