Funeral Remembrance Prints

"Okay, you can take your blindfold off now."

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

He looks so natural lying there...

'He loved that dog.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Halo Frisbee.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Life after death

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Veterans Day '20

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

2pm meet your Creator