Memorial Stones Gifts

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

Monuments

Horse statue throws off rider.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Pet Cemetery.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

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Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"I think I'm lost."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."