Memorial Gift Gifts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"He was a very good boy."

'Echo Tourism'

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

Pet Cemetery.

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

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'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"You got this, Nana."

Too Many Genocides

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors