Memorial Gift Gifts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"He was a very good boy."

'Echo Tourism'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"You got this, Nana."

You are not forgotten!

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."