Memorial Dedication Gifts

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Memorial seat - to someone who loved 'this spot'.

Monuments

Dog Statue

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

'Forget what?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Cricketer's funeral

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

'He never listened to his mother!'