Memorial Dedication Mugs

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Memorial seat - to someone who loved 'this spot'.

Monuments

Dog Statue

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

"All we have left is standing room only."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Forget what?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Veterans Day '20

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

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Cricketer's funeral

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?