Commemorative Ceremony Gifts

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Monuments

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Halo Frisbee.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Folk Wedding

Veterans Day '20

Employee of the Month

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Oscars

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."