Ceremonies Gifts

Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Bridegroom asks if he can ask the audience.

Graduates using the tassel on their mortar boards as a propeller to take flight.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Accountancy Awards - "And the winner is..."

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'I declare this envelope...open!'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no questions asked?'

Their son was in a class of his own.

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

Folk Wedding

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

Inauguration of Love

Christening

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Watermelon Cult

Prize Giving.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'...In best-case scenarios and in worst-case scenarios....'

SOARING BILL

I now declare this envelope open.

In sickness and in health, high interest rates or low....

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."