Ceremonial Traditions Gifts

God save the Queen.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Baptism Then and Now

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Zumma Cum Laude

'They call it the people dance.'