Awards And Ceremonies Gifts

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Employee of the Month

Folk Wedding

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'Does my head look big in this?'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.