Attending Award Ceremonies Gifts

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Employee of the Month

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

May I have the envelope, please?

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Oscars 2024

Oscars acceptance speech.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Oscars

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Oscar Victory

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Base chapel.