Award Ceremony Goer Gifts

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Win - win

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So that's where you were last night."

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Oscars 2024

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Base chapel.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'