Award Ceremony Goer Gifts

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"So that's where you were last night."

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Oscars 2024

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."

Base chapel.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'