Attending An Awards Ceremony Gifts

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars 2024

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Oscars

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Base chapel.

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

"And now the award for..."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."