Attending An Awards Ceremony T-Shirts

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Oscars 2024

May I have the envelope, please?

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Oscars

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Oscar Victory

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"And now the award for..."