Attending Award Ceremonies Prints

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Employee of the Month

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Oscars 2024

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Base chapel.

"I think I just won Best Director!"

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."