Commemorative Ceremony Pillows

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Monuments

'No, but thanks for asking,'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Halo Frisbee.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Veterans Day '20

Employee of the Month

Folk Wedding

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."