Commemorative Service Gifts

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Veterans Day '20

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

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"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

Cricketer's funeral

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

You are not forgotten!