Commemorative Service Prints

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Halo Frisbee.

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Veterans Day '20

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Cricketer's funeral

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'