Memorial Art Gifts

The mortician's lunch-box.

Pet Cemetery.

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Too Many Genocides

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

I know they told me not to bark

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Dog Statue