Memorial Art Gifts

The mortician's lunch-box.

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

Veterans Day '20

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."