Modern Memorialist Gifts

QR code on someone's headstone.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

"He's still in therapy."