Lighthearted Memorialist Gifts

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Remembering All The American Idols.

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Dude, don't say it..."

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

The mortician's lunch-box.

Daybreak at bulb camp

"He loved football very much."

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

Light Switch

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"He loved Vegas."

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

'Champagne corks ! I like a man with class.'

For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

Inscription on Gravestone - BORN 1947 DELETED 2019