Humorous Memorialist Gifts

Game Over.

I know they told me not to bark

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Fisherman Funneral

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

O'Leary's Monuments

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'I believe it's a snuff box.'

Snake funerals.

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.