Heartfelt Memorialist Gifts

Wall of Dogs

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Sitting in a tree

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Halo Frisbee.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

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Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

I know they told me not to bark

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

Support the Troops

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."