Memorial Enthusiast Gifts

Monument

'He loved that spot.'

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

The general loved animals.

War Memorial

'It says 'In memory of Albert Grimes. He loved this spot'.'

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

9/11 Tribute

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"It's the tomb of the unknown cowboy builder."

Veterans Day '20

20th Anniversary of 9/11

Daniel Chester French

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Statue fishing.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Amnesiacs Convention.

'I hear voices in my head.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'It's my only indulgence.'

Benefactor of children

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'