Memorial Admirers Gifts

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hombre's Best Friend.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Veterans Day '20

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Statue fishing.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Remembering All The American Idols.

The big apple.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Benefactor of children

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'Thank You'

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

Maradona memorial.

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."