Lighthearted Memorialist T-Shirts

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Sperm Whale.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

I know they told me not to bark

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Remembering All The American Idols.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

The mortician's lunch-box.

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

'Of course, I used to keep Dad in an urn until the...well, the cleaning incident.'

"He loved football very much."

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Light Switch

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Daybreak at bulb camp

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"He loved Vegas."

Inscription on Gravestone - BORN 1947 DELETED 2019

"This is the Festival of Mediums. You want the room with Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights."