Playful Memoriam Appreciator T-Shirts

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Touché"

Cow Kong

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

William Tell in his younger years.

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Maradona memorial.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

"We were once a great civilization."

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Hunting snowmen

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"He loved Vegas."

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'