Whimsical Funeral Appreciator T-Shirts

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow Kong

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Snake funerals.

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

At Salvador Dali's funeral,

"We were once a great civilization."

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

Bismarck's Death

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Hunting snowmen