Modern Memorialist T-Shirts

QR code on someone's headstone.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Michael Jackson

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

You are not forgotten!

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

I know they told me not to bark

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"He's still in therapy."