Memorialists Gifts

Remembering All The American Idols.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Pet Cemetery.

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Veterans Day '20

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

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'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

Statue fishing.

I know they told me not to bark

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors