Memorialists Gifts

Remembering All The American Idols.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."