Monumentalist Gifts

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Use your imagination.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"I think I'm lost."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

You are not forgotten!