Monumentalist Gifts

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Use your imagination.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Michael Jackson

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

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This will really mess with their minds someday.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I think I'm lost."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'