Monument Enthusiast Gifts

'At least yours looks something like you.'

'Doc, I can't feel my toes!'

"It's a pretty good wall, no doubt. But I don't know that I'd call it a Great Wall."

The Architects Behind the Leaning Tower of Pisa

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

'Our new security measures have virtually eliminated thefts in the park.'

"Not funny, Chico!"

Statue Selfie

Mount Rashimore

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

'She was one special cow!'

'I hear voices in my head.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Give me your tired, your poor, and those goddamn selfie sticks before I drop my torch on your heads."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'It's my only indulgence.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Pebblehenge

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

Mount Rushmoai

Easter Island gaze.

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

A watch face with Stonehenge

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Juggler and Illusionist

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"