National Monument Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Ms. Rusmore

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"I think I'm lost."

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

The Spring Break Venus

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

Michelangelo's David

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Stonehenge Ticket Office