National Monument Fan Gifts

Ms. Rusmore

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Little boy dragon

Easter bunny Island.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'I hear voices in my head.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

A doctor statue and a patient statue

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

'It's my only indulgence.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.