Mythical Monument Fan Gifts

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Ms. Rusmore

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

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"I dropped my goblet!"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'