Monument Fans Gifts

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ms. Rusmore

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Dog Statue

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

The big apple.

'It's my only indulgence.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'