National Monument Fan T-Shirts

Ms. Rusmore

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Little boy dragon

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Easter bunny Island.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

'It's my only indulgence.'