National Monument Admirer T-Shirts

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Alien David statue

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Ms. Rusmore

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Frizzbee statue.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Pisa Hut.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Statue of Liberty

"I think I'm lost."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Hares looking at Euclid

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Statue fishing.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"