National Heritage Fan Gifts

Little boy dragon

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

Ms. Rusmore

You're my Venus

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Loch Ness Monster

Rembrandt's Selfies

Mamoose...

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

August Comte