Cultural Heritage Fan Gifts

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Moulin Rouge Security

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Zora Neale Hurston

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Welsh Dragon

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Little boy dragon

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

The Race to Ukraine

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."