Cultural Heritage Fan Gifts

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Moulin Rouge Security

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Welsh Dragon

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

The Race to Ukraine

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Little boy dragon

'Is it organic?'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"