Cultural Pride Fan Gifts

Welsh Dragon

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Andy Warhol

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Igor beaver.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Greece

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

The Sun Comes Out

Welcome to the British Museum...

Happy Burn's Night!

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Leaving Eden - Historic District

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Scottish Urology

Did we stampede through a Gay Pride Rally?

Four men in kilts.

Scottish Lady