Cultural Heritage Lover Gifts

Leaving Eden - Historic District

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Josephine Baker

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Welsh Lady

Hieroglyph stamps.

Established Clothing Stores

Cleopatra

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Easter Island Bonnets

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."