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Leaving Eden - Historic District

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Josephine Baker

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Welsh Lady

Hieroglyph stamps.

Established Clothing Stores

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Cleopatra

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."