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Early evidence for the existence of dogs.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made you a mixtape."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Selfie

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Zora Neale Hurston

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.