Cultural History Lover T-Shirts

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Honoré de Balzac

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Moses' Tablet

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Where was the TSA?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"I made you a mixtape."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It is we."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."