Cultural History Fan Gifts

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Frederic Chopin

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Bonk!"

Troys'R'Us.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Oedipus

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Maypole

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Saint Patrick

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

William Shakespeare

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Little boy dragon

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."