Historical Subculture Fan Gifts

"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Moulin Rouge Security

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Early accounting scandals.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

The Race to Ukraine

God's Double Whammy.