Subculture Enthusiast Gifts

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Joined at the hipster.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

The Grim Rapper

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Cybervegan Caf

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Don't call me ska face!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Teddy boy's picnic

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

The New Ager

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Punk reindeer.

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'